DISCOVERY

So… with the inevitable privatisation of the NHS and my coming down with a cold it seems totally necessary to find alternative remedies for infections and flus of all kinds.

After picking the brains of many a drag queen, wise old gay and motherly figure and receiving the usual remedy ideas of: vitamins, ginger, paracetamol, ibuprofen, carrots, Beechams, honey and lemon, oranges and chilli – the most effective and harked about ingredient has been RAW GARLIC!

And it bloody works! Not only good at ousting vampires and unwanted dates; Garlic has well and truly proved itself as one of the most effective ways to choux a flu. On top of this it has been suggested that you can rid ear infections and even get pain relief from inserting this antibiotic vegetable into every orafice. Garlic Enema perhaps?

Soon to be taxed above the heavens and rebranded into the oracles g-spot garlic is the latest superfood to climb the food fashion ladder.

Get it quick from Tesco’s before you can’t afford it anymore.

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Recommended and written by Ted Rogers “Artpornblog”.

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