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Used to have a happy face
Now I’m jussa slappy face
Sloppy pace a Dobby waste
Lolloping in Blobby base

You’re a monkey with a string
Push a button watch it sing
Kick its feet and watch it lean
Sometimes you’re just really mean

Can’t you let a midget dance
Unicorn a magic prance
Put a puddle in its stance
Watch it screw up every chance

Why can’t you jus let it thrive
Why you gotta stop its stride
Why you gotta kill its pride
Jesus jus let me alive!