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Margate you make my dick flop

Not one stick of rock in your watery abyss to make my man clit tick

Not even a married daddy semi-muscled Claire and Harry to play in this closet

When I’m in you I shrink to the size of a Hobbit.

Margate you make my dick flop

My flip flop flops off and grazes my thirsty nose

Hunting for a munting in this cunting English Rose

The garden of Kent?

More like a one man tent with a teaspoon of sorry soil and some bent depressed water cress

Your tidal are tidy but your Grindr is a mess.

Margate you make my dick flop

My pricks chopped my ticks tocked

My dicks not working not even hurting no schlurping

Just aching godforsaken that I might ever get a bloody dong up my ass

Please Margate save me from this mouth drought

Send a spout of moisture from your arid arcades

Give me middle eastern Mary’s with buckets and spades

Give me straight boy trade for days and days

Please Lord give me aid.

Margate you make my dick flop

It’s not rocket science

Just a pocket of compliance could stem the reliance on my hand

Would it really be too much to add some dick to the bland.

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Written by Ted Rogers “Artpornblog”

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