POETRY PORN: [COCO-NUTTER]

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COCO-NUTTER

Coconutter!

They scream as she crawls from the gutter coz a stutter grows on trees and from the ground comes butter.

We’re all bitter but her other fingers lodged in an ear to stop her slipping on a beery eyed gin based tear.

Old dears deary me I can see what it might be like for me to be sat in a tree blowing free from the scratchy baffled bums on the door whore more war score floor chore for politicians bore war.

Bore me a new hole to sit in, I just want a few holes to quit in,

To shit in for a daily dose of good food good news brews goody two shoes,

Shoes would be nice from a sponsor with a dice and a price in their favour,

Don’t kill off all the people who deliver all the flavour,

Savour for a minute,

Give another go and then you’re in a chance to win it.

But a winit is a nugget if shit,

It sits on the end of your hair like a nasty little witch,

Which way will a golden ticket come?

Willy Wonka’s willies wonka like a candy in your bum not the chum that you first desired,

I just wish I was not so tired,

I wish that chit chat was more inspired,

Coz life’s a little shit unless you’re sanely wired.

Written by Ted Rogers “Artpornblog”

(All written material is copyright of Ted Rogers and http://www.artpornblog.com)

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