COCO-NUTTER
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Coconutter!
They scream as she crawls from the gutter coz a stutter grows on trees and from the ground comes butter.
We’re all bitter but her other fingers lodged in an ear to stop her slipping on a beery eyed gin based tear.
Old dears deary me I can see what it might be like for me to be sat in a tree blowing free from the scratchy baffled bums on the door whore more war score floor chore for politicians bore war.
Bore me a new hole to sit in, I just want a few holes to quit in,
To shit in for a daily dose of good food good news brews goody two shoes,
Shoes would be nice from a sponsor with a dice and a price in their favour,
Don’t kill off all the people who deliver all the flavour,
Savour for a minute,
Give another go and then you’re in a chance to win it.
But a winit is a nugget if shit,
It sits on the end of your hair like a nasty little witch,
Which way will a golden ticket come?
Willy Wonka’s willies wonka like a candy in your bum not the chum that you first desired,
I just wish I was not so tired,
I wish that chit chat was more inspired,
Coz life’s a little shit unless you’re sanely wired.
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Written by Ted Rogers “Artpornblog”
(All written material is copyright of Ted Rogers and http://www.artpornblog.com)