IN A CITY WHERE IT’s A HASSLE TO CRAP…

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Finding 30p so I can take a shit,

My cheeks clench ass tight I need a Chip Clip,

To close the pipes keeping the pants white for flight plights a brown tights a sore sight Tendency to lip bite.

Show me a change machine,

A way to rearrange a fiends pocket shackle,

Rummaging through tens and twos to relieve my bursting tackle.

Battle past the dulcet tourists me amore for gaps of porous space amongst the crowd to wipe my ass on the Turin Shroud.

Euston station it ain’t right

Please God I just need a shite!

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Written by “Artpornblog”

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