DECADENT PISSING

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One damp Wednesday evening, I followed a wonderful gaggle of American Tourists up the stone steps and into the crystal bowels of Hotel Corinthia London.

We had ventured far along the South Bank and around Westminster in search of the famed Hot Chocolate on offer in this rather special space.

So what better opportunity to experience the toilets.

You know you’re off to a good start when the door is so heavy that it requires two hands to create the inertia necessary to enter such a cavern.

Crystal cut mirrors and luxe lighting grace the basin area as you first walk in. The cubicle doors again are floor to ceiling and as sturdy as the stench of Grandpa’s Aramis.

A clean pew awaited my arrival, although it was underwhelmingly basic in comparison to the rest of the washroom. The experience was, however, more than relaxing enough for business to go down.

Had I have opted for the stand up option I would have had a very different experience.

You know you are urinating decadently when you wee onto sheet glass in a piss chapel reminiscent of an old boys club. All doing it together in an outward facing, perverted cult circle. The floor length black gloss porcelain gleams darkly in a sultry manner. Grandiosity paired with boyish charm, the toilets of the Corinthia are a thoroughly satisfying experience. Finished off with luxury soap (NOTE) paired with Hand Moisturiser! and real, fresh hand towels rolled and piled up into a fluffy pyramid with a subtle waste hole for decent disposal.

Corinthia knows how to do luxury toilet experiences. It isn’t particularly extra, but it is Proper and for this I commend it highly and return to one of the most satisfyingly camp Hot Chocolate’s imaginable!

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Written by Ted Rogers “Artpornblog”

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