TRAVEL PORN: [DOUCHING]

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TRANNY SECRETS!

We all have needs and desires and it’s no different when you travel.

But what happens when your plane lands in sunny Ibiza, your feeling all cheeky and all of a sudden you realise… “Bugger”… I haven’t packed my douche?!

You have a few options:

-Either desperately run around the island like a desperate housewife looking for a decent sex shop and buy a new douche,

– Hope to God that your shower has an unscrew-able head on the hose,
– Go dirty, (This is not a fun option),

-Or…use this homemade, DIY “on-the-go” version of a douche that was bought to my intention from the ever inventive, “MJ Woodbridge”, one cold January in Berlin…

Step 1: Find a squeezable water bottle, (available almost anywhere that sells anything!)

Step 2: Empty the bottle of it’s current contents especially if it’s sparkling, (Unless you want an extra fizzy experience).

Step 3: Fill the bottle with water, choose a temperature that will makes your insides feel relaxed, you don’t want a burnt colon now.

Step 4: Squat over the loo/shower/latrine, press the ring against your ring, PLEASE NOTE – No need to put the bottle inside! And then squeeze! It may help to slightly push out so the water finds it way inside.

Step 5: Stand up, hold it in and jiggle around for 10 seconds.

Step 6: LET IT FLOW!

[Repeat Steps 3 – 6 Until you feel fully cleansed and ready to fly!]

If you are trying to be discreet then the water bottle is the perfect tool. It’s easily disposable and looks like a bottle duh, so there’s no need to try and awkwardly hide it under a t-shirt or towel.

Remember, DO NOT mistake it as a water bottle if you are looking for something to drink from afterwards.

Have fun, be horny and free and remember there’s always a way to get it done!

Love Ted Rogers “Artpornblog”
xXx

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