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SHAKE YOUR MELONS!

Watermelon has got to be one of the sexiest foods alive.

It’s bold pink and green colour choices represent a fearless and honest drive to entertain and satisfy.

Black seeds casually strewn throughout it’s core are like fun oral obstacles and are great to spit at passing OAP’s for an extra dose of fun.

When one delves their face into the flesh of a watermelon you are immersed into a universe of refreshment. Juice covers your cheeks and dribbles down your neck as your tongue shluurps up unmanageable amounts of moisture. As you retract a drunken cheeky smile reminiscent of a weekend PR girl spreads from eye to eye.

Watermelons are abundantly generous fruits which toss joy and and relief across entire nations with their endlessly watery sweet loins.

Furthermore, these 92% water food stuffs are packed full of delicious nutrients so if your looking for a snack that fulfils your needs here’s a great  healthy alternative to Haribo’s or Digestive’s.

Get a watermelon NOW! It will change your life!

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Written and Recommended by Ted Rogers “Artpornblog”

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