MOOSE

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Once again the archive of Colt studios has delivered a visual feast into my life in the form of “Moose”.

Photos become fully 3D, sensual experiences when they are graced with the presence of this man.

His un-clippered body and unimpressed expression make me want to leap up and down like a puppy and go for a run to burn off my hyper-energy before I can address them sanely.

To me Moose is Uncle material, or Dad’s odd mate who is definitely a bit out there. I want to befriend him and go for a curry while he tells me wild stories of when he was a roadie for Woodstock. Then he takes me home when everyone has left and has his way.

Moose is realistic. He does not have the hyper-masculine rippling muscles of some porn-stars, but instead a more relatable aesthetic.

This is what makes him even more sexy in my eyes. The possibility is there. Furthermore, he is frequently pictured in handyman/electrician roles meaning he’s even more likely to turn up at your door.

Moose, you drive me crazy.

Let’s take a look at you!

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Written by Ted Rogers “Artpornblog”

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