NEWSFLASH!

Dinosaur Trees are one of the oldest superfoods to grace our the nation.

Eaten since prehistoric times by T-Rex’s and Diplodocus’, Dinosaur Trees have mythical health properties including vast amounts of Vitamin C and almost zero fat!

Dinosaur trees are a great carb-free alternate to chips, bread, rice or noodles. Pan fried in Garlic with Chilli Peppers they make a delicious accompaniment to meat or other forms of protein such as eggs.

Ultra minimal packaging put’s Dinosaur Trees in the high-food-fashun bracket making it this summers must have vegetable. Diet pills and expensive programs are rendered useless when eating the fat-burning beats that are Dinosaur Tree’s.

Get down to almost any shop to get your Dinosaur Tree’s before they’re all gone!!!

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