CRUSH!

Since first watching “Jim”, put his dick in food stuff’s in cult film series American Pie I have been crushing hard on Jason Biggs.

His cheeky, awkward smile makes me dribble and his jewish american features make me hungry. I wanna eat him up. So perfectly preppy, pale and smooth. My dreams are tainted with images of him supergluing his hand to his willy and running around a house with a “BIG BLUE RUBBER DILDO!!”.

A true teenage dirtbag wrapped in gleaming crew-sweatered innocence!

Jason Biggs, you have my attention, come come dahling!

LOS ANGELES, CA – JANUARY 10: Actor Jason Biggs attends the 14th annual AFI Awards Luncheon at the Four Seasons Hotel Beverly Hills on January 10, 2014 in Beverly Hills, California. (Photo by Michael Kovac/Getty Images for AFI)

Jason Biggs *** NO ITALY *** NO SKIN MAGS *** NO TABS ***

“Pilot” — Jason Biggs of the CBS pilot TRUE LOVE. Photo: Cliff Lipson/CBS ©2010 CBS Broadcasting Inc. All Rights Reserved.

Jason Biggs attends the Season 2 premiere for ‘Orange is the New Black” at the Ziegfeld Theatre in New York City on May 15, 2014.

Written by Ted Rogers “Artpornblog”

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