A PIECE OF LIFE…

Last night I went to see Christeene!

And for those who aren’t yet aware: Christeene Vale is a crazy tranny who raps to super intense electronic music with somewhat horny backing dancers in homemade outfits.

She is the perfect punk medicine for anyone seeking a REAL slice of life  amongst the thick smog of a hollow, conservative, faux society.

In her own words, Christeene, is, “that filthy piece of meat you take home and treat to yourself”. We are are hungry animals. We are being starved of life and Christeene is the juicy, dirty, grease dripping slab of steak full of sexual nutrients that we are craving – something to get our teeth into and open our eyes for!

Last night was the 3rd time I had seen Christeene perform. Each time has felt like re-breaking my hymen and I am reborn into what a real performance is.

Grit, gore and passion ooze from every orifice of Christeene, C-Baby and T-Gravel as they deliver grimey, bassy, self written songs, (so rare nowadays); and offer deep political and social insight via heartfelt gospel scriptures about the “ponies in your belly” and the comfort found in dangerous places such as “basements” and “the woods”.

If you have ever felt alone, lost or just a bit / a lot weird then Christeene will take you home.

In the audience it felt like a family affair with a crowd in which everyone new someone. We had all gathered to enjoy our favourite gender-bending Golem in place of the more traditional Sunday Roast.

Christeene, you keep the ponies in my belly dancing. I promise I will hold onto mine tightly and I look forward to seeing you soon!

Artpornblog thanks you and Soho Theatre for keeping life alive and delivering aid to the starving hearts of real humans.

All my love

Ted Rogers “Artpornblog”

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