TOILET PORN: [HOXTON BREAKFAST CLUB]

WE CAN DISCUSS THE FOOD LATER…

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So… The toilets at Hoxton Breakfast club have long been a notorious hang out spot for those in need of relief from their maple and bacon pancakes.

Previously branded “The Worlds Smallest Disco”, and prior to it’s refurb, the toilets at the breakfast club were among my favourite porcelain palaces in London.

In its hey day, the walls were plastered floor to ceiling with gnarly cartoon strip paper opening the door for mindful reminiscing over: Fraggle Rock, He-man, Strawberry Shortcake and the Ghostbusters. It was easy to lose yourself in these colourful worlds especially seeing as the door was also coated entirely in this illustrative madness. Finding your way out was always a headfuck.

Nowadays, the toilets do function better, they no longer leak and the paper is fully stocked but there is some magic lost as tiles cover up a large potion of the walls. “The Worlds Smallest Disco” sign has turned into a boringly informative “Ladies and Gents” sign and all that remains of this namely club is the disco ball.

These toilets still ooze the faint whispers of american high school/diner cheesiness, but we must ultimately pay tribute to a time now past.

Horton Breakfast Club. Artpornblog loves you. Let us not forget the old toilets…R.I.P.

xXx

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